Looks and Status

Why is it that people give credit to people for their character, smarts, education and looks but don't to others who have those qualities to a higher extent? Jealousy? 

Professionals, Get It Straight

Why do professionals such as the following tell you one thing, then another? Who is correct?

plumbers
doctors
dentists
psychologists

Arm Movement in Graham

I have been thinking a lot about a Graham dance move whereupon your bring your arm out form your back, mostly latissimus dorsi, muscles. The difference between this and just flailing your arm out or limply pushing it away from your body is tremendous.The first way it comes from inside you, from a feeling, energy, being. The second way is a looks like a flop. Similarly, people who mostly (because we all do to varying points) do things for attention, to fit in status, family or race rather than it coming from their true being or their true being connected with God are posers, not real and pitiful.

Congress Contraception Hearings

They invited no women? What the bleep?

Cruise Captain

He fell into a lifeboat.
What the bleep?!

Dimly Lit Bathrooms

Why are bathrooms in some restaurants and clubs dimly lit? Really stupid...
What the bleep?

Artichokes

Why can't I find any artichokes in New York City?

What the bleep?